Tuesday, 11th May 2010: Rice Above! #10 Goes A-chaos-tic!
UPDATE: GUMBER pulled out due to some unforeseen circumstances. Replacement will be announced soon.
AZMYL YUNOR’s CD launch party!
Singer-songwriter Azmyl Yunor was discovered by a jet-setting friend of ours nestled frozen hugging a guitar in the wheel-well of his jet plane. He must have sneaked into the compartment in a desperate attempt to fly back to Malaysia from his not-so-lucrative business of busking the streets of Perth.
The man was immediately whisked to the nearest kedai mamak and resuscitated with copious amount of bubbly-hot teh tarek, unbearably spicy nasi lemak and a flask-ful of mysterious liquid usually imbibed by tortured bards and failed angkasawans.
It was a miraculous recovery, for he immediately woke up from his deep slumber, jumped on the top of the table guitar in hand all red in the face and started singing songs of heartbreak and world-weary introspection.
AZMYL YUNOR was an instant hit with the supper crowd until his odd strumming and uneven pitching made them beg the mamaks to turn on the wrestling match instead. They did. And turned up the TV volume to 11.
The very next day, someone bribed Joe Kidd to slot the new singing sensation into one of the UNCLOGGED nights at No Black Tie. Basically the payoff was a full-month of free rapidshare account. Joe gleefully took the incentive, memorised the password, set the paper on fire and drop-kicked Azmyl into the unsuspecting crowd.
MEOR: You gotta know MEOR! He was already folking the system back when you’re still two halfs yet unmet and consumated.
SLOWJAXX: A failed Mexican wrestler and part-time D-Movie star with a tendency to hide behind garishly loud masks. We gave in to his demands to play after he rained upon us a series of facebusters, powerslams and backbreakers. It was way too much to bear.
GUMBER: A bunch of charismatic cult gurus with beards down to here, bent on recreating the serene unspoiled beaches of mid-year Terengganu on all of KL’s rooftops. This a cause we vigorously support!
(no site, but if you remember FARMHOUSE then you’ll know!)
DUNG: This is Joe’s selection and it displays his stinking cronyism learned during the Mahathir years after he failed to get his share of the loot. We like to state here that all of the Ricecooker shitworkers are protesting against this unjustifiable favouritism. So there.
See you there people!
the ricecookershop shitty!